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Lamprey...

A parasitic, primitive eel with a round sucking mouth equipped with many sharp teeth.

Lamprey Systems...

Operating from a filthy crackhouse in south Boise's red-light district, Lamprey Systems contaminates the precious bodily fluids of America with its bizarre, perverse and offensive software.

What's New...: New Releases and Escapees from Lamprey Systems' Secret Lab.; URLzheimer's Web Account Manager; Brazil Disk Image Encryption System; philRup; ISODada.. the disc fucker!; MacJesusX; Transmaniacon; Pray For Our Oil Dashboard Widget; Spam-A-Rama; Haikook ][; XiST: X-Day Invasion Survival Trainer; Shock Da Monkey; eMission Statement
What's Hot...: Lamprey Systems' Greatest Hits And Misses.; Straight To Hell; HexOn Exon; MacJesus ProGold; Gerald-O-Matic
What's Sick...: Stuff You Don't Want Mom To See.; Operation Rescue; Rupture The Rapture; PGP3; F*ck 'Em!
What's Boring...: Lamprey Systems' Pathetic Attempts At Quasi-Legitimate Software.; ISODada.. the disc fucker!; Sesshin Meditation Timer
What's Left...: Dinosaurs, Leftovers And Other Embarrassments.
Lamprey Systems' No-Frills Leech-O-Rama.: No-Frills, text-only Lamprey Systems download page.
Crapplets!: Turn your web site into a cesspool with Lamprey Systems' Java crapplets.; Top Ten Commandments; Jumping Jesus On A Pogo Stick
Children's Death Threats To Lamprey Systems.: Heartwarming messages from children of all ages.
Other Perverts: Perverts are stalking your children on the Internet!

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