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MacJesusX
Work Release Candidate 1.1
July 5, 2007
Your Personal Savior on a Floppy Disk Returns...
How many times in a crisis situation have you turned to prayer, only to discover that the line is busy or perhaps even disconnected?
It's alarming but true, most prayer requests go unanswered due to the sheer magnitude of verbal and written correspondence received by GOD every day.
Even worse, some prayers are misaddressed, others are sent to the wrong department, and even a few are slipped down drain pipes and sent straight to HELL by lazy angels looking to get off work early.
Some requests such as "Peace On Earth" and "Good Will Towards Men" are not even in stock and never have been.
That's why you need an inside track when dealing with The Creator Of The Universe. That's why you need MacJesus.
Having MacJesus is like having a direct line to our Savior 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
With MacJesus you'll not only be able to communicate with the Lord, you'll be able to see and hear Him! Imagine the excitement of not only seeing the face of God, but also hearing him respond to you in the same celestial language spoken by angels and used car salesmen.
MacJesusX vs Meat Jesus: You Decide The Winner...
Meat Jesus - Can only stay dead for 3 days.
MacJesusX - Returned from the dead after 11 YEARS!
Meat Jesus - Has 10 Commandments
MacJesusX - Has 10,000+ lines of Code
Meat Jesus - Killed by Pontus Pilate
MacJesusX - Compatible with all Palm Pilots
Meat Jesus - Died on the Cross
MacJesusX - Refuses to be Cross-platform
Meat Jesus - Was "Born Again"
MacJesusX - Requires frequent rebooting
The choice is clear... isn't it?
You don't sleep in a hut and ride a donkey to work, so why should your Savior be 2000 years out-of-date?
Download MacJesusX today!
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Transmaniacon
23.9 Mb
The Future's Not What It Used To Be!
Transhuman... Posthuman... Transmaniacon! Now become an Overman or Uberwoman without painful augmentation surgery or messy nanotech tissue replacement! Transmaniacon's patented Neuro-Synaptic Interocitor gently restructures the nervous system while inducing therapeutic mutation in the germ-line cells.
It's like watching 100 years of alt.binaries.slack pics in five seconds through dog-vision!
- Reverend Ivan Stang
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS:
Mac OSX
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Pray For Our Oil Dashboard Widget
264K
Show You Support The Oil War!
There is no greater weapon in the U.S. arsenal than the magentic ribbon. Now that you've covered the entire exterior of your car, isn't time that you started to work on the Dashboard of your Mac? Terrorists and fellow-travelers will piss themselves out of pure fear when they discover this patriotic display on your computer!
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS:
Mac OSX (10.4) or greater.
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Spam-A-Rama
473K
