18 or older only: Adult language, free speech, blasphemy and psychotic behavior. Not for the squeamish or the sensitive.
LAMPREY SYSTEMS - What's Left...
DWI: Dobb's Words of Inspiration
Place DWI in your System folder's Startup Items folder to hear the wisdom of Bob Dobbs. (14 K)
Bob Loves You!
Drop it in your System folder, in Startup Items. Dobbs will greet you with an inspirational message when you boot up. System 7 or higher. (99 K)
Die, Dobbs, Die!
Snuff your Short Duration Personal Savior... but he keeps hiding behind one evil mystic symbol after another! Simple but effective. Compatible with all Macs. (108 K)
Ed Norton Utilities
The most powerful Macintosh diagnostic tool in the universe! Trust me... Compatible with all Macs. (55 K)
Haikook
Classical Japanese Haiku Poetry for White Trash. Requires System 6.X. (685 K)
Kill Bob
Shoot JR "Bob" Dobbs in the head and steal his SLACK. Score over 100,000 points and receive a lifetime supply of SLACK! Compatible with all Macs. (373 K)
MacJesus 1.25
"MacJesus: Your Personal Savior On A Floppy Disk" This is the original, HyperCard version of the self-help program that operates from the premise that you're poor, you're a criminal and that you sleep with sheep.
REQUIRES SYSTEM 6 AND HYPERCARD v1.2! Yes, this version only runs on really old Macs. For a version that runs on that PowerMac, see MacJesus ProGold. (1418 K)
MacSpudd!
Haul your load of potatoes across a post-apocalyptic Idaho. But watch out for Mutant Jackalopes, Free-fire Zone Hunters, and Aryan Yuppies! Requires Mac Plus or higher. NOT 32 BIT CLEAN - if you are using System 7 or higher you will need to disable the 32 bit addressing found in your Memory Control Panel. (1100 K)
MacWanker
A random obscene phrase generator. Requires System 6.X (257 K)
Mormonoids From The Deep
Trapped in town of Mormonville with only a suitcase nuke and a Colt .45 you must destroy the evil Yogsoggsmith before you sober up. Requires System 6.X (1000 K)
PornoWriter 2.0
Cutting edge DTP (Desk Top Pornography) from 1989. Requires System 6.X (868 K)