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Jesus H. Christ, Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, Pope John Paul 2.0, Mother Teresa, Bill Gates, Pat Robertson, J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs, Rush Limbaugh and Robert Carr are all going STRAIGHT TO HELL.
LOVE SIN BUT NOT THE SINNER...
Bitchslap any or all of the above through the Nine Circles of Hell to the Eternal Torment they so richly deserve. Fear no god or master as you send your victim screaming down the Portal Potty into the nether regions of Hades. Your penile dimensions will triple when you make them squeal like a pig with the Cursor of Torture!
IT IS BETTER TO RULE IN APPLE THAN TO SERVE IN MICROSOFT...
System Requirements: with 68030 or higher processor, 2.5 megs of RAM and 32-bit Color QuickDraw. Power Mac recommended.
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"HexOn Exon" allows people to e-mail filthy messages to one another while preventing children and government police agencies from intercepting the messages and becoming distressed by their contents.
Here is an example of how "HexOn Exon" works:
Ms. Jane Doe, a pesticide saleswoman from Vacaville, California, wishes to e-mail her friend (and pesticide wholesaler), Mr. John Q. Public, a passage from Nicholson Baker's novel, "The Fermata" (Random House, 1994) which contains graphic descriptions of sexual acts.
Under proposed federal legislation, e-mailing this passage could land Ms. Doe in federal prison, and she could lose her pesticide business as well.
But if she and Mr. Public each owned a copy of "HexOn Exon," she could send this message, and any other text message, without fear of getting caught by the government or destroying the moral fiber of our nation's youngsters. She would simply first run the text of her e-mail through the program before sending it.
"HexOn Exon" incorporates a search-and-replace routine, using the names of the 84 Senators who voted in favor of the Exon amendment as code words for naughty terms.
Here's the sample passage after being encoded by HexOn Exon:
"It was a handsome feinstein, no question; watching him, Marian felt she needed to hold that purple stanchion for herself at least once. "Sylvie?" she asked. "You won't mind if I make sure your lover is good and lugar for you, will you?" "No, just do it fast and get him in there!" said Sylvie, kissing her own bicep muscle. "Either that or shove one of those big boxer-feinsteins up my exon and dole him off into my kerry. Your choice, But get something big up my exon now!"
Ms. Doe can now safely e-mail her message to Mr. Public. When Mr. Public receives the message, he simply runs it back through his copy of "HexOn Exon" to get the original text.
Yes, now you can have your exon and eat it too!
Program Specs:
HexOn Exon will run on any using System 6.05 or higher and requires only 300K of hard drive space.
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1.4 Megabytes, Mac OS 7 - 9
30 Megabytes, Mac OSX 10.2.8 or higher
How many times in a crisis situation have you turned to prayer, only to discover that the line is busy or perhaps even disconnected?
It's alarming but true, most prayer requests go unanswered due to the sheer magnitude of verbal and written correspondence received by GOD every day.
Even worse, some prayers are misaddressed, others are sent to the wrong department, and even a few are slipped down drain pipes and sent straight to HELL by lazy angels looking to get off work early.
Some requests such as "Peace On Earth" and "Good Will Towards Men" are not even in stock and never have been.
That's why you need an inside track when dealing with The Creator Of The Universe. That's why you need MacJesus.
Having MacJesus is like having a direct line to our Savior 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
With MacJesus you'll not only be able to communicate with the Lord, you'll be able to see and hear Him! Imagine the excitement of not only seeing the face of God, but also hearing him respond to you in the same celestial language spoken by angels and used car salesmen.
Program Specs:
MacJesus ProGold will run on any using System 6.05 or higher and requires 2 megs of hard drive space.
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Now you too can have a trash TV interview with talk show host Geraldo Reararea. Relieve your suicide attempts, recount your heroic battle against drug addiction. Spill your guts with Geraldo-Matic.
Anything goes with Gerald-O-Matic!"
Program Specs:
Apple and HyperCard 1.25 or 2.X.
