18 or older only: Adult language, free speech, blasphemy and psychotic behavior. Not for the squeamish or the sensitive.
LAMPREY SYSTEMS - What's Boring...
18 or older only: Adult language, free speech, blasphemy and psychotic behavior. Not for the squeamish or the sensitive.

URLzheimer's

4.9 MB

Has too much ditch weed and Tickled Pink back in the '70's made you unable to remember the URL for "buy.com?"

Are you constantly forgetting your password for the "Shaved, Hot Pekingese" online forums?

Can't remember the false user information you had to give to HP just to download a gawd damn printer driver?

Well... URLzheimer's Web Account Manager is for YOU!!!

URLzheimer's helps you manage your web site usernames and passwords with a minimum of hassle. Plus URLzheimer's extensive use of keyboard commands enables you easily find the info you need and get it to your browser without your hands ever leaving the keyboard.

System Requirements

Mac OSX 10.4.x Tiger
Mac OSX 10.5.x Leopard

18 or older only: Adult language, free speech, blasphemy and psychotic behavior. Not for the squeamish or the sensitive.

Brazil

19 MB

Because Everyone Has Something To Hide!

Brazil creates invisible, encrypted disc images to store sensitive files on your Macintosh.

System Requirements

Mac OSX 10.4.x Tiger
Mac OSX 10.5.x Leopard

18 or older only: Adult language, free speech, blasphemy and psychotic behavior. Not for the squeamish or the sensitive.

philRup

5.7 MB

File management for cheap-ass iPod knock-offs!

Are you one of the three people on the planet who doesn't use an iPod with your Mac?

Are you tired of having to drag and drop files on your RioOne?

Are you envious of the iPod shuffle's Auto-Fill feature?

Do you want to use a program that functions as well as your $6 fake iPhone?

Then philRup is for you!

System Requirements

Mac OSX 10.4.x Tiger
Mac OSX 10.5.x Leopard

18 or older only: Adult language, free speech, blasphemy and psychotic behavior. Not for the squeamish or the sensitive.

ISODada... the disc fucker!

9.4 MB

* DISCLAIMER ** DISCLAIMER ** DISCLAIMER * DISCLAIMER *
Danger, Will Robinson! Front towards enemy! Do not put in
mouth! For external use only! Your mileage may vary!
Remove label before placing in microwave. Do not operate
heavy machinery while using ISODada!

* DISCLAIMER ** DISCLAIMER ** DISCLAIMER * DISCLAIMER *

What Sort of Fuckery Is This?

ISODada creates .ISO disc images from CD/DVD's, catalogs the images
in a disc library, mounts and burns the images as needed.
Its auto-rip feature enables you to convert large quanities of discs quickly.

System Requirements

Mac OSX 10.4.x Tiger
Mac OSX 10.3.9 Panther
Apple supported CD/DVD drive for disc burning.

18 or older only: Adult language, free speech, blasphemy and psychotic behavior. Not for the squeamish or the sensitive.

What is the sound of one hand crapping?

 

Sesshin

105K

Sesshin Meditation Timer

Use your Mac to time your meditations.

Especially handy for traveling meditators.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS:
A color Macintosh, System 7 or higher and one meg of free RAM.